The broads are coming out of the woodwork...

Hi All,

The latest session of Drink Radio is posted below for your enjoyment - the second session in a row that features a member of the fairer sex. No, I'm not talking about Bennett Webber - I'm talking about a girl! If this keeps up, I'll never get this smell out of my apartment.

The lovely and talented singer/musician Marguerite Olivelle sat in and not only added an alluring female voice to the proceedings - but pretty much kicked Dueling iPod ass for the night, begging the question - will I ever win at my own game? The way these people cheat, probably not.

Other exciting news included the return of my co-host and best friend Chris Girard. Chris had missed a couple of sessions after a bad colonoscopy mishap that, strangely enough, happened at the dentist office. Thankfully, he's on the mend and back in good form - nothing a good flossing and Preparation H couldn't fix.

Also, in a stunning turn of events, the bawdily irreverent Bennett Webber was finally allowed back on the show after temporarily being banned by the governing committee for lewd and licentious behavior.

He then proceeded to play tunes with titles such as "Entering Booty Town", "Fuck Her Gently" and "HWC"(Hot White Cum)

Needless to say, his case was immediately forwarded to Pope Benedict for a ruling on the questionable taste of Bennett's playlist. After some mumbling in Latin, he said he thought Bennett's selections were "just fine" and noted that he especially liked the last one.

We also introduce a new feature in part 1 - The Drink Radio Fan of The Week - where we read listener emails and say thanks to some of our most devoted fans. As it seems that we only actually have two fans - we gave a shout out to them both - my cousin Gary Murphy in CT and my good friend Nigel Rungen all the way down under in Melbourne, Australia.

So if you want to be the Drink Radio Fan of The Week - all you have to do is actually become a fan and send us an email. Really, that's all you have to do. Please? Somebody? Anybody? 

Seriously, though folks - thanks to all for your support and KEEP THE EMAILS, COMMENTS and REQUESTS COMING! I want some feedback people!


Pt. 1 – AKA – We got another girl!
  • C’Mon – The Soft Pack - 2010
  • Departmental - Slow Signal Fade – 2006


Pt. 2 – AKA – Motoring... straight to hell   

  • Dueling Banjos - Eric Weissberg - 1973 
  • To Sir With Love – Lulu – 1967
  • Sister Christian – Night Ranger – 1984
  • Entering Booty Town – Haley Bennett – 2007
  • Nights On Broadway – The Bee Gees - 1975
  • Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream – Bob Dylan - 1965
  • I Have A Dream – ABBA - 1979
  • The Rainbow Connection – Willie Nelson - 2001
  • Dream A Little Dream Of Me – The Mamas & Papas - 1968
  • Pata Pata – Miriam Makeba - 1967


Pt. 3 AKA – Don’t ever make out with Bennett

  • Let Her Dance – The Bobby Fuller Fuller Four – 1965
  • Hurricane – Bob Dylan – 1975
  • The Rake’s Song – The Decemberists – 2009
  • Delilah – Tom Jones - 1968
  • Society – Eddie Vedder – 2007
  • Soul Serenade – Aretha Franklin – 1967
  • People Who Died – The Jim Carroll Band - 1980
  • Someone Saved My Life Tonight – Elton John – 1975
  • The Look Of Love – Dusty Springfield - 1967
  • Fuck Her Gently – Tenacious D - 2001
  • Alright - Supergrass - 1995


Pt 4 AKA – I'm out of sake... Is this over yet? 

  • Bright Future In Sales – Fountains Of Wayne - 2003
  • Maps – Yeah Yeah Yeahs - 2003
  • Thunder Road – Bruce Springsteen - 1975
  • Ballroom Blitz - Sweet - 1973
  • In God’s Country - U2 - 1987
  • TBA – Slow Signal Fade – 2006
  • Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey – The Beatles - 1968
  • A Boy Name Sue – Johnny Cash – 1969
  • I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You  - The Black Kids - 2007
  • Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress – The Hollies - 1972


Pt 5 AKA – This segment is death - literally

  • Fooba Wooba John - Burl Ives – 1959
  • Suicide Is Painless – The Mash – 1970
  • Bukowski – Modest Mouse – 2004
  • One – Harry Nilsson – 1968
  • Yer Blues – The Beatles – 1968
  • King Of The Bongo - Manu Chao, Mano Negra – 1991
  • HWC **** - Liz Phair – 2003
  • Manamana – Who Be Dat - 1993
  • Such Great Heights – The Postal Service – 2003
  • Pull You In – Slow Signal Fade - 2003 


IMPORTANT NOTE!!!! PLEASE READ
Drink Radio is filled with naughty swear  words, themes of questionable taste and a pretty good dose of sophomoric  vulgarity. Fun! But it you’re under 18 you probably shouldn’t be listening to this, unless you’re a sick f**k like I was at that age.

NOT SO IMPORTANT NOTE!!!! READ IF YOU WANT TO
For more of Bennett Webber’s brilliance check out his mouthblog at http://mouthblog.posterous.com/