THERE'S NO JUICE IN MY CANS

Hi Everybody,

**Please note that the original Drink Radio sessions recorded on 2/13/10 are posted in reverse order below the 2/15/10 sessions that are right below. In other words - will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write you letter home, if you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your haircut and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you. Now.     

The first Drink Radio session with guests has officially arrived.

Good old friends Ken Pisani and Bennett Webber were kind enough to sit in and lend their golden pipes and comedy stylings to the proceedings.

Ken and Bennett are both professional writers, wit-meisters, ball busters and all around bon vivants.

At the beginning of this particular session, we were a little short handed, as my co-host Chris Girard ended up working late. Of course, we waited as long as we could for him to start things off, but after a LONG four and a half minutes, we decided to forge ahead.

This session is posted in four parts:

Part 1 - John, Ken and Bennett jibber jabber about what they've been up to and shellacked vaginas.

Part 2 - Chris joins in - the jibber jabbering is augmented by one more person - there's more talk of shellacked vaginas, favorite presidents and impromptu Bobcat Gold Thwait impressions - instant classic!

Part 3 - Dueling iPods - the four Drink Radio contestants compete in a knock down, drag out, musical brawl... not really, but it's fun. Ken Pisani gets really pissy over the term "Oldie but Goodie".

Part 4 - Dueling iPods continues and the show finally ends. It's hard to believe we all actually shut up, but it eventually did happen.  

To enjoy some of Ken's writing (such as it is), visit eatthepoor.com <http://www.eatthepoor.com/> , where Ken blogs occasionally if not lucidly about the economy, ploitics, media and othertopics of little interest 

And for more of Bennett Webber’s brilliance check out his mouthblog at http://mouthblog.posterous.com/ 

Session Music Included:

  • Boy With A Coin – Iron and Wine - 2007
  • A Town Called Malice – The Jam – 1982
  • Who’ll Be Next In Line – The Kinks – 1965
  • Every Kinda People – Robert Palmer - 1978
  • Cantaloop(Flip Fantasia) – Us3 – 1993
  • Brandy – Looking Glass – 1972
  • Stuck In The Middle With You – Stealers Wheel – 1972
  • Summer Madness – Kool and the Gang – 1974
  • Moondance – Van Morrison – 1970
  • Don’t Bother Me – The Beatles – 1964
  • While My Guitar Gently Weeps - The Beatles – 1968
  • Piggies – The Beatles – 1968
  • If I Needed Someone – The Beatles - 1965
  • Little Star – The Elegants - 1958
  • Green Onions – Booker T & the MG’s - 1962
  • My Back Pages – The Byrds - 1967
  • Wichita Lineman – Glen Campbell - 1968
  • Answer To Yourself – The Soft Pack - 2010
  • Twisting By the Pool – Dire Straits - 1978
  • Just One Kiss – Raffaelle Saadiq - 2008
  • Saturday Morning – Eels - 2003
  • Never Forget You – Noisettes - 2009

 

IMPORTANT NOTE!!!! PLEASE READ

Drink Radio is filled with naughty swear words, themes of questionable taste and a pretty good dose of sophomoric vulgarity. Fun! But it you’re under 18 you probably shouldn’t be listening to this, unless you’re one if those degenerate teens like I used to be.